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TG: i smell popcorn
TG: did you fucking make popcorn
TG: and not tell me
TT: Did you ask if I made popcorn?
TT: Did you?
TG: yeah im pretty sure thats exactly what i asked
TT: Well then I made popcorn.
TG: well hand it over
TT: Nah, you know how to use a microwave dude, this is my popcorn.
TG: *plops next to dirk on the couch and immediately reaches for the bag* nah i like yours better
TT: *Holds popcorn in the air* Yeah, well looks like we have that in common, since this is MY popcorn, not OUR popcorn.
TG: *climbs onto dirk, reaching up for it* give it or youre dead
TG: i will fucking RUIN YOU
TT: Dude get off of me, what are you like five?!
TG: *sees that dirk is getting pissed off and decides to completly slump onto him* but youre sooooo warm jfc
TT: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?!
TG: *pretends to yawn and doesn’t move* mmmm sleepy
TT: Dude don’t make me dump this popcorn on your head!
TT: I’ll do it.
TG: at least then ill have something to eat *still is being an asshole and doesn’t move*
TT: Alright man since you asking for popcorn. *dumps bag and proceeded to shove the bag over Dave’s head*
TG: *tears it off and tries to put it on Dirk’s*
TT: No no, I insist, the bag is all yours. *shoves it back on Dave and holds it down.*
TT: Do you smell it?
TT: All that buttery goodness you were craving?
TG: agfh-fuff-dirk! *hands desperately try to pull it out* fuck you!!
TT: It’s all your’s. after all you asked so fucking nicely. Now will you get. The. Fuck. Off.
TG: *bag still on his head, he flips him the bird* make me prick
TT: Fine, you want the world to see you in your brother’s lap with a popcorn bag on your head, be my guest. *starts dinging for his phone, hand still holding the bag in place*
TG: *practically screeches, realizes what dirk means as he flails around trying to knock any phone out of his hands* I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DO THAT DIRK!!
TT: Dude, if you get out of my lap, I wont be able to take the picture will i? *Gets phone in prime selfie position*
TT: ((JUST FYI, THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS IN A WAY I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED))
TG: *finally slides off him, and getting out of dirk’s grip as he pulls the bag off, wiping the grease off* ughhh
TG: ((haha your welcome bro :P ))
TT: *takes a picture of Daves butter covered face* Dude your fucking yellow! I’d wash that shit off if you don’t want to wake up with pizza face tomorrow.
TG: *growls and lunges at dirk, trying to hit him*
TT: *casually eats a piece of popcorn while holding dave back with his foot*
TG: *is absolutely furious as he just can’t get dirk*nnng-fucking let me hit you!!
TT: Dude I’m serious the butter is just sinking in.
TG: ((damn im actually falling asleep at my computer but would love to keep rping with you later
TG: ((tumblr is kankri-is-triggered
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